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My Cousin Vinny video

from 1992 movie with Joe Pesci as Vinny Gambini and Marisa Tomei as Mona Lisa Vito. Quotes
Vinny Gambini: Is that a drip I hear?
Mona Lisa Vito: Yeah.
Vinny Gambini: Weren't you the last one to use the bathroom?
Mona Lisa Vito: So?
Vinny Gambini: Did you use the faucet?
Mona Lisa Vito: Yeah.
Vinny Gambini: Then why didn't you turn it off?
Mona Lisa Vito: I did turn it off.
Vinny Gambini: Well, if you turned it off, why am I listening to it?
Mona Lisa Vito: Did it occur to you it could be turned off and drip at the same time?
Vinny Gambini: No. If you turned it off, it wouldn't drip.
Mona Lisa Vito: Maybe it's broken.
Vinny Gambini: Is that what you're saying? It's broken?
Mona Lisa Vito: Yeah, that's it. It's broken.
Vinny Gambini: You sure?
Mona Lisa Vito: I'm positive.
Vinny Gambini: Maybe you didn't twist it hard enough?
Mona Lisa Vito: I twisted it just right.
Vinny Gambini: How could you be so sure?
Mona Lisa Vito: If you will look in the manual, you will see that this particular model faucet requires a range of 10 to 16 foot-pounds of torque. I routinely twist to maximum-allowable torquage.
Vinny Gambini: How could you be sureyou used 16 foot-pounds of torque?
 
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Joe Pesci as Vinny Gambini
Joe Pesci as Vinny Gambini		   Marisa Tomei as Mona Lisa Vito
Marisa Tomei as Mona Lisa Vito		   Mona Lisa Vito: Because I used a Craftsman model 1019 laboratory edition Signature Series torque wrench. The kind used by Caltech high-energy physicists and NASA engineers.
Vinny Gambini: Well, in that case, how could you be sure that's accurate?
Mona Lisa Vito: Because a split second before the torque wrench was applied to the faucet handle, it had been calibrated by top members of the state and federal department of weights and measures to be dead-on balls accurate. Here's a certificate of validation.
Vinny Gambini: Dead-on balls accurate?
Mona Lisa Vito: It's an industry term.
Vinny Gambini: I guess the fucking thing is broken.