Something's Gotta Give love video quotes

from 2003 movie with Jack Nicholson as Harry Sanborn and Diane Keaton as Erica Barry.
HARRY SANBORN: My dear, you're confusing sex with sleeping. Sleeping is something that I prefer to do alone. ERICA BARRY: You gotta sleep in the middle of the bed. It's not healthy to have a side when no one has the other side. HARRY SANBORN: Romantic. ERICA BARRY: I'm sorry. HARRY SANBORN: For what? ERICA BARRY: I just kissed you, and I... HARRY SANBORN: No, honey. I kissed you. ERICA BARRY: I know that one was me. HARRY SANBORN: Try not to keep score. Soft lips. ERICA BARRY: I'm so glad they still work. I haven't used them for kissing in such a long time. More like for wearing lipstick, and whistling, and... HARRY SANBORN: Well, well. Now look who's got something that works. ERICA BARRY: You didn't even take any Viagra... HARRY SANBORN: Kiss me before you make it go away. This could be world-class interesting. ERICA BARRY: Yeah. HARRY SANBORN: Having any doubts? ERICA BARRY: Yes. HARRY SANBORN: Me, too. ERICA BARRY: But so far the kissing is spectacular. I'm not grading you, I'm just mentioning it. Like, brilliant.
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HARRY SANBORN: I can't get past your damn turtleneck. ERICA BARRY: Cut it off. Please. Cut it off. HARRY SANBORN: Aren't you full of surprises? You're beautiful. Open your eyes so I know you hear me. Beautiful. What about birth control? ERICA BARRY: Menopause. HARRY SANBORN: Who's the lucky boy? ERICA BARRY: I think we should take your blood pressure. HARRY SANBORN: My blood pressure? ERICA BARRY: I think it's irresponsible not to. HARRY SANBORN: Nobody but you would stop me. ERICA BARRY: Yeah, so you're lucky. God, I can't see. My glasses. 120 over 80! Baby! I do like sex. HARRY SANBORN: You certainly do. ERICA BARRY: So this is what you're supposed to do on a rainy afternoon? I really thought I was sort of closed up for business. I never expected this. HARRY SANBORN: Nothing's ever surprised me more. This is crazy. I can't remember the last time I cried. I think I'm overwhelmed. ERICA BARRY: Me, too. Oh, God, that's the perfect word. HARRY SANBORN: Baby, I had sex three days after a heart attack and I didn't die. That's gotta be some kind of a record. ERICA BARRY: Let's just not brag about this to your doctor, okay? HARRY SANBORN: Honey... I may not be many things, but one thing I am is discreet. Erica... ERICA BARRY: What? HARRY SANBORN: You know I'm not good at being monogamous, right? ERICA BARRY: Monogamous? Please. I hardly know you. HARRY SANBORN: But why Paris? ERICA BARRY: I always wanted to write a play that ended there. People need romance like that. If somebody like me doesn't write it, where will they get it, real life? HARRY SANBORN: Excuse me? What do you call this? Eating eggs by candlelight in our robes after... ERICA BARRY: Sorry. HARRY SANBORN: Where do you like to eat in Paris? ERICA BARRY: I love this little bistro called the Grand Colbert, behind the Palais-Royal. It is the best roast chicken in the universe. You'd be fun to go to Paris with. It is the best city to stay up all night in. When is your birthday? HARRY SANBORN: February. ERICA BARRY: Mine's January. How about if we still know each other by then we go to Paris for our birthdays? HARRY SANBORN: Maybe. ERICA BARRY: You just said.... You know something, I have no idea how to do this. I don't know how to be intimate, but not intimate. The color is draining from your face. Look, I'm gonna pee. Take one of your blood pressure pills and when I get back, let's not talk anymore. Oh, God. HARRY SANBORN: You're the funniest girl I ever had sex with. ERICA BARRY: Well, that's something. HARRY SANBORN: Honey. I think I should go back to my room. Let you get some sleep. ERICA BARRY: Let me sleep? HARRY SANBORN: Yeah. ERICA BARRY: Right. You usually send the girls home. But I am home. HARRY SANBORN: I'm an old dog, you know? ERICA BARRY: It's perfectly.... Whatever. This was a great night. For me. HARRY SANBORN: Me, too. At one point I even thought soul mates. ERICA BARRY: Good night. HARRY SANBORN: I'd like to try sleeping with you. ERICA BARRY: I'm in love. Ain't it great? Seems like I gotta learn how to do that "love them and leave them" stuff. HARRY SANBORN: So it's not crazy for a guy to do something so totally out of character after having a heart attack?
    Jack Nicholson as Harry Sanborn
Jack Nicholson as Harry Sanborn

Something's Gotta Give
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Diane Keaton as Erica Barry
Diane Keaton as Erica Barry
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